Stay offa my purple suede shoes

Sometimes when you land in Sicily, you just plain simply KNOW you are in Sicily. The dudes are indeed dudes, and check out thes purple suede shoes. I could almost hear a local Elvis impersonator doing an Italian version of Purple Sued Shoes. (Or are they violet? I am colorblind, so I am not sure, but they certainly were loud enough to hear over airplanes taking off.