Caption This

On Sunday morning, I went swimming and reading on the beach for a while. All of a sudden, I heard a loud noise, and looked down to the other end of the beach, and saw a car on the beach. We all went down to see if we could help out, and by the time we got there, the woman who had been driving had been helped out of her car, and was sitting in a beach chair waiting for an ambulance. She was shaken up, but basically alright. The police and the coast guard came, with the coast guard officer arriving first. I think he was checking for beach pollution. Within an hour, a wrecker came and lifted the car off the beach and took it into town, and things were back to normal. Anyway, I got my camera, and took some pictures. Then I started wondering about how to caption the pictures. So I will include one picture here, along with some ideas for the captions, and please, feel free to suggest others in the comments section.



















But the sign said 'Beach Parking'
Most folks use beach chairs, hats and umbrellas, but some like to sit in the car.
So what do you do when there is ice on the road?
Has anybody checked under the car? (the answer is no, but there was no one there).

I think you can probably come up with better captions.